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"Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01) 06/05/2016 at 19:09 • Filed to: None

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What bad movie to you hate yourself for loving? I watch mine every December 24th:

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djmt1 > Steve in Manhattan 06/05/2016 at 19:17

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White Chicks

“and I need you”

#Violins play#

“and I miss you"

fhrblig > Steve in Manhattan 06/05/2016 at 19:19

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Battlefield Earth. Saw it in the theater (there were maybe seven other people in the whole theater), laughed my ass off the whole way through. Very entertaining, though not for the reasons the producers had hoped.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Steve in Manhattan 06/05/2016 at 19:26

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Trick or Treat. It is, by a wide margin, the worst movie I've ever seen. When bad things happen to the main character, it just makes you wish for more bad things to happen to him. It's fantastic and terrible. Great Halloween movie.

PorkchoPlissken > Steve in Manhattan 06/05/2016 at 19:27

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Roadhouse. But it’s so bad good that I don’t hate myself at all.

Steve in Manhattan > fhrblig 06/05/2016 at 19:31

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I am a huge fan of very bad studio movies, yet I can’t bring myself to watch Battlefield Earth. You are talking to someone who watched all 219 minutes of Heaven’s Gate - on purpose. You are talking to someone who, on Bad Movie Birthday (that’s another story) watched Sucker Punch, Red Riding Hood, and Battleship in the same day .

Steve in Manhattan > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 06/05/2016 at 19:31

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I will check it out ...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Steve in Manhattan 06/05/2016 at 19:35

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IT’S BECAUSE I’M GREEN, ISN’T IT??

fhrblig > Steve in Manhattan 06/05/2016 at 19:37

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Oh, Battlefield Earth is SOOOO worth it, though. The overacting is frigging delightful, and the terrible slang too.

Steve in Manhattan > PorkchoPlissken 06/05/2016 at 19:38

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I am one of the few people on the planet that hasn’t seen it, but I know there’s an homage to it in a James Bond movie (Licence to Kill) and yes, Timothy Dalton was asked to do a 3rd movie, and I wish he would have, but litigation over the Blofeld story meant he had to move on with his career.

Wobbles the Mind > Steve in Manhattan 06/05/2016 at 19:39

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Norbit. Anytime I put it in I end up watching it at least two more times within the week.

Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/05/2016 at 19:40

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Taylor Momsen before she went metal? Christine Baranski in a miniskirt? Jeffrey Tambor? Sign me up!

Spaceball-Two > Steve in Manhattan 06/05/2016 at 19:46

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Hudson Hawk.

It’s classic Moonlighting Bruce Willis.

promoted by the color red > Steve in Manhattan 06/05/2016 at 19:50

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The Room.

Imagine a Polish immigrant who made his fortune through shady means trying his hardest to write and direct an American film despite having a middling grasp of English.

It works best if you watch it with a group of friends.

mazda616 > Steve in Manhattan 06/05/2016 at 19:51

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My all-time favorite movie.

jkm7680 > Steve in Manhattan 06/05/2016 at 19:55

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The Hungover Games.

It’s such a piece of shit that it’s amazing.

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > Steve in Manhattan 06/05/2016 at 20:03

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Oh that’s tame....

Steve in Manhattan > Wobbles the Mind 06/05/2016 at 20:03

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Ohhh shit. My buddy Wil kept pestering me to watch it, pestering, pestering. You’ll laugh, he said!

102 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

No, I did not laugh. And I became more bound to my rule - no comics in fat suits, ever. And I’m looking at you Mrs. Doubtfire!

Steve in Manhattan > Spaceball-Two 06/05/2016 at 20:04

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Playing an asshole?

Steve in Manhattan > mazda616 06/05/2016 at 20:06

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Yeah, that was kinda dumb, especially when they chained themselves to a bar and the tornado passed over them.

Steve in Manhattan > promoted by the color red 06/05/2016 at 20:07

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My friends will no longer watch bad movies with me ...

Spaceball-Two > Steve in Manhattan 06/05/2016 at 20:09

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Eh. Kinda.

Steve in Manhattan > jkm7680 06/05/2016 at 20:09

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That does look horrendous - I may have to dive in.

jkm7680 > Steve in Manhattan 06/05/2016 at 20:13

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It’s pretty weird. Really immature, so naturally I liked it. Showed it to my friends and they all had to burn their eyes out afterwards, but enjoyed it to an extent.

Steve in Manhattan > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 06/05/2016 at 20:20

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I see you and raise ....

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Steve in Manhattan 06/05/2016 at 20:22

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The plot and the acting are terrible and the special effects aren’t holding up well over time, but I still love it.

TheRealBicycleBuck > fhrblig 06/05/2016 at 21:00

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Having read the book, I really wanted the movie to be good. I cannot forgive them for what they did.

TheHondaBro > Steve in Manhattan 06/05/2016 at 21:19

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The Core

Tron: Legacy

Speed Racer

Click

TheHondaBro > promoted by the color red 06/05/2016 at 21:20

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The Room is an awesome movie.

TheHondaBro > Steve in Manhattan 06/05/2016 at 21:21

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That was piping that fed deep into the ground, so there was no chance the tornado would pick it up.

However, they weren't hit by any debris during that scene, so I call bullshit.

Steve in Manhattan > TheHondaBro 06/05/2016 at 21:32

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And I call bullshit on a movie that Sean Bean is in where he doesn’t die ... (cough cough, Jupiter Ascending, cough ... (piece of shit)).

QCGoose > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 06/05/2016 at 21:37

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Wow I haven’t seen that, or even thought about it, in years. It was so bad that I’d definitely see it again though lol.

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > Steve in Manhattan 06/05/2016 at 22:03

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Napoleon Dynamite. So stupid, but it’s still one of my favorites.

shop-teacher > Steve in Manhattan 06/05/2016 at 22:22

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Assassins. Not a good movie, but I love it.

El Rivinado > Steve in Manhattan 06/05/2016 at 22:42

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This is actually my second favorite Star Wars movie.

Chargingstar - E92 M3 pilot > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 06/05/2016 at 22:48

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That damn Tokyo Drift does it for me. It even gets better with every viewing

Steve in Manhattan > El Rivinado 06/05/2016 at 22:54

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Clones wasn’t bad, Sith was a bit better, and Phantom Menace was an abortion. For all of the prequels, give me an Avid and a couples days on each movie and I could get the running times down under 120 minutes. Which they all needed to be. And (feel free to trash me) in one way at least Return of the Jedi was the worst. Star Wars was made for coffee and donuts - Lucas had no money. He had money for Empire, and it showed. But Return looked like shit and featured tiny furry protagonists clearly designed to sell figures and toys. The Ewoks ruined that movie.

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > Steve in Manhattan 06/06/2016 at 07:58

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Added to the Must Watch List ;)